the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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