I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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