So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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