He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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