im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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