have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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