she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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