Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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