girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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