I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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