farters have to be the big spoon...
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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