No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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