Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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