ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
