And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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