I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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