just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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