No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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