get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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