We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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