I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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