Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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