I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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