He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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