I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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