We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
