What a fucking waste of an outfit
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I faked an abortion last night.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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