he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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