My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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