taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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