Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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