This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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