how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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