So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
meet me or not, i'm out of control
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
This can only be settled by a dance off.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
