Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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