Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm jealous of your bromance
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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