Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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