yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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