Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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