Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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