Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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