Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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