i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
