i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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