no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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