Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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