they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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