how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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