Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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