She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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