I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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