Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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