Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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