party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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